A list of rider from one of our headliners.

Baring in mind this is a VEGAN not-for-profit, volunteer lead event. They are asking for…

Dressing Room (on arrival):

20 Fresh Towels

2x Bottles of red wine (rioja)

2x 24 Lager (Grolsch or similar –NO STELLA – NO CARLING!)

1x Bottle of spiced rum 70cl

24x 500ml still mineral water

12 x Cans of coke

12x pre packed sandwiches including, coronation chicken, chicken tikka, cheese and pickle, bacon and egg, tuna and sweetcorn. NO CUCUMBER!!

Innocent Fruit Smoothies

Assorted Chocolate bars

Selection of Crisps and dips

1 LOCABLE DRESSING ROOM

1 FRIDGE (or large ice bucket)

20 guest tickets

Please also provide buyout at £10 per head for 12 people.

Out of that ridiculous list, I’m prepared to give them oooh… one bottle of wine and some water. That is all. Some fucking people these days.