July 2011
7 posts
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Love is a song that never ends Life may be swift and fleeting Hope may die yet love’s beautiful music Comes each day like the dawn Love is a song that never ends Like the voice of a heavenly choir Love’s sweet music flows on
We all have a secret garden inside of us, that no one visits except ourselves.
I MISS BEING SO BUSY!! BORED. BORED. BORED. Someone give me a festival to manage!!!
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The Beautiful Ones, they hurt you every time.
Do you want her? Or do you want me? Cause I want you. I’m begging down on my knees, I want you. Listen, there’s one thing for certain baby - I know what I want. And that’s to please you baby, please you baby. Baby, you’re beautiful.
June 2011
9 posts
Going out for dinner with Michelle later :)
I’ve already been to Las Iguanas once this week but I kiiinda want to go again tonight cause the food is AMAZING…
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One of my pet hates:
Restaurants who don’t bother to put a ‘V’ next to dishes that are vegetarian. Seriously, how hard is that to do? Do they not realise how many people are vegetarian these days? It’s a simple job that would firstly save me the large amount of time I have to spend going through every. single. ingredient of every. single. dish on the menu and save me from the concern that...
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Slap my el, slap my bow.
SORRY FOR BEING SO NEGLECTFUL LATELY!
I literally have no time to Tumble.
Ur Soul And Mine
Best. Birthday. Ever.
May 2011
22 posts
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Nothing Is Ever Finished.
It’s shitty when I speak to my dad on the phone for the first time in ages and he has to hang up on me twice and then tell me he’ll have to call me back some other time because Joel is causing a fuss in the background. I never just get my dad on his own any more. That’s shitty.
Gordon Ramsay eats a snake heart.
Andrew Tyler, the Director of the charity Animal Aid, remarked, “Clearly Gordon Ramsay is complicit in an act of cruelty to an animal, something that would be a criminal offense if it happened in Britain. Snakes can feel pain like any other animal and there is no excuse for this. His macho posturing and this disgusting scene in particular, suggests he is insecure in his masculinity.”
AMEN,...
And when everything is absolutely manic and my stress is beyond anything I’ve ever experienced, my boss still manages to make me feel ten billion times better. Despite his faults, I know I could never do this without him and his relaxed manner. I’m pretty sure it’s smoking weed in the office that helps him to be so easy going, but let’s not go too much into detail there....
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Well if we fall in love, believe me, I will write...
When it’s come to nothing and you begin to doubt it ever happened, I’ll mile it over, churn it out, bring the ocean to the drought, you’ll tell me it’s not healthy and you’ll hurt me when you try to help me. Then I will tell you I’m sorry when the time for sorry has long deceased, I will think of you when all the city longs for sleep, I’ll keep them up,...
Sooo... just received my third 1st grade this...
Don’t you move, and I won’t ask again.
Join The Independent campaign to ban wild animals... →
A list of rider from one of our headliners.
Baring in mind this is a VEGAN not-for-profit, volunteer lead event. They are asking for…
Dressing Room (on arrival):
20 Fresh Towels
2x Bottles of red wine (rioja)
2x 24 Lager (Grolsch or similar –NO STELLA – NO CARLING!)
1x Bottle of spiced rum 70cl
24x 500ml still mineral water
12 x Cans of coke
12x pre packed sandwiches including, coronation chicken, chicken tikka, cheese and...
Oh my god, Russell Howard.
GIVE UP! You are so, so awful.
The TV Licensing people are going to have hell to...
How dare they send us threatening letters and visit our home without double checking their facts first. We’ve had our TV license since October 2010, thank you very much! Bastards. Expect an angry phone call tomorrow.
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
I drive past your office every morning at the moment. I really have to stop expecting to see you. My own Casablancas.
April 2011
57 posts
I just joined LinkedIn.
Been meaning to do it for bloody ages and finally got round to it! Think it’ll be really beneficial for me now I’m leaving uni and going out into the working world… shiiiit.
I'll bring you flowers in the pouring rain, living...
Right, since Spotify is just about to get shit...
Let’s be havin’ ya, Grooveshark!
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I don’t understand these people, who say the hill’s too steep, they talk and talk forever but they just never climb. I want you to want me and I want you to need me (everyone wants to feel needed sometime).
Also, you are absolutely incredible.
Wow.
